Personal Dramas

My friend Greg is running a new web site.  From his introductory page:

I’m so glad you could join us. This is Personal Dramas, a new blog dedicated to putting Class back in the the Classifieds. And I am your host, Gregory. I, along with a team of dedicated cynics, will be working to bring you the best ads submitted by real winners trying to attract a mate.

I’m sure you’ve all been through it before. You’re home on a Friday, thinking about finding someone special. You hate the bar, you work with weirdos and married couples. You think to yourself: “Self, why don’t we use one of those fabulous websites where people write little dating resumes, then I can have a virtual parade of suitors go past me before I even have to lift a finger and try to communicate.” You start looking around.

And then you find….Them.

They are out there…waiting. Biding their time, the personal’s people.

They are single
They are “fun”
They are “outgoing”

And They, as you will soon find out, are looking for what I call “Lurv”.

“Lurv” is a very special thing. It can be a bouquet of flowers, or a special dinner. It can be sitting on a beach and watching the sunset. Or it can be completely remaking your personality to please a sociopath. It can be so many things really. Many times it involves handcuffs.

Don’t take me wrong, there are certainly a lot of nice people out there. People you might want to meet and date. But usually you have to screen out a few thousand heavy breathers and ear collectors. And that is what we are here for, we want to showcase for you the obviously dangerous psychos that are waiting just around the corner of the tubes.

In short: this site is pretty damn funny. Perhaps this is bad for the karma but I’m thinking it’s no more bad for the karma than the actual personal ads are by themselves.  Plus, in this day and age of diminished privacy, Greg is taking all good steps to protect the identities of those involved.

Take a look (and it’s down in the blogroll as well). I hope you are amused.