Definition: DC parkjob
Double parking next to a parking space that, with little or no effort, the double parker could actually park their car in.
Double citizenship points for doing this on a one way, two lane (that is, one lane full of parked cars, the other for moving traffic) street during the height of rush hour.
Triple citizenship points acrue if you stayed late at work the previous night, got hungry, and ate out of the communal refrigerator someone else’s lunch which had her name and the next day’s date on it.
Hey, it could have been worse: at least it wasn’t raining.