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What does it say…

…when you’re getting most of your positive reenforcement from your spam?

At work I get about 100 spam e-mails a day. Everything from View C.h.i.l.d P0rn0 N0w to the ever popular Viagra and Diet Pills prescribed online!

Today I received at least a dozen e-mails with the subject lines:
You are so great!
and
You will be happy!

Sad to say, they brightened my day if only the most miniscule amount.

Most inventive spam subject line of the week:
Warp Drive Generator Patented!

How cool would that be? <wink>

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